{"product_id":"i-wouldnt-send-that-text","title":"Mercury Retrograde T-Shirt - I Wouldn't Send That Text - Funny Astrology Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI wouldn’t send that text.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider this your celestial second opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis celestial graphic tee is part of The Card Ahead: Drafts Only — a collection for the texts, emails and late-night ideas that deserve one more look before send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt for a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, vintage finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSIZING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a relaxed unisex fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, consider sizing down. For an oversized fit, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDESIGN\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA type-led celestial design for questionable texts, Mercury retrograde energy and those moments when a second opinion would probably help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry where possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColours may vary slightly depending on your screen and natural garment-dye variation. Each shirt is printed to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by The Card Ahead.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor whatever comes next.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":50604949045313,"sku":"10738335561752781672","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":50604949078081,"sku":"27325430779836250603","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":50604949110849,"sku":"32872281902319349216","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":50604949143617,"sku":"19416431345776397738","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":50604949176385,"sku":"24141503089794020930","price":47.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":50604949209153,"sku":"26120823356194411951","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":50604949241921,"sku":"15179944256390642578","price":51.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/4505\/7345\/files\/4811103449428080472_2048.jpg?v=1791021115","url":"https:\/\/thecardahead.com\/products\/i-wouldnt-send-that-text","provider":"The Card Ahead","version":"1.0","type":"link"}